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REVOKER
Usenet! Nerdish setting
And the readers don't know what the servers getting
The scum de la scum of the ISP world in a
Show with everything but Jerry Springer
Time flies - doesn't seem a minute
Since the Plot Threads had the Mundaneful in them
All change - don't you know that when you
Annoy at this level there's no ordinary venue
It's Spam - or Flamewars - or Trolls - or - or
this place!
CHORUS
One night in Usenet and the world's a toilet
The posts are crap but the crap ain't free
You'll find a post on every subject matter
And if you're lucky then the post's meaty
I can feel a spam guard sliding up to me
REVOKER
One thread's very like another
When your head's down over a keyboard, brother
CHORUS
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a
pity
To be so bored and so very snitty
REVOKER
Whaddya mean? You've seen one crowded, polluted,
stinking thread -
CHORUS
Pies hurled - warm and sweet - warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Ultima news-suite
REVOKER
Get pied! Your talking to a purist
Whose every post are among the surest
I make my posts from somewhere safe, hatchlings
CHORUS
One night in Usenet makes a dragon humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Usenet and the dogmatic tumble
Can't be too careful with your punnery
I can feel the trolls walking next to me
REVOKER
Usenet ain't gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebal fitness
This grips me more than would a
Association Game or rhyming should-a
And thank gods I'm only watching that game - or
ignoring it -
I don't see you guys rating
The kind of game I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch I would invite you
But the plots we use would over excite you
So you better go back to your posts, your
threads, your free ISPs -
CHORUS
One night in Usenet and the world's a toilet
The posts are crap but the crap ain't free
You'll find a post on every subject matter
Most of it is forgotten history
I can feel a spam guard sliding up to me
One night in Usenet makes a dragon humble
Not much between despair and ectasy
One night in Usenet and the dogmatic tumble
Can't be too careful with your punnery
I can feel the trolls walking next to me
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