Blame Attentive Dragon for starting this one fine New Years Eve.
On the 1000th day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
1000 Screaming Winged Monkeys
999 purring felines
998 xenophobic iguanas
997 Thouroughly Revolting Irishmen
996 Discworld Wizards
995 Interdimensional Weasels
994 rotting fruitcakes
993 pieces of wood
992 alligator sandwiches
991 bottles of spxtdirp
990 excited dolphins
989 ruptured condoms
988 little babies rather obvious that one
987 dirty diapers - the weapon of discerning Avatars everywhere
986 Hobbits leaping
985 Medieval Parisian Street Mimes.
984 Less 1 remaining on topic posts for this thread
983 Ape Lincolns aping
982 pies a *SPLUT*ting
981 dragons! :D
980 pie SPLUTs revoking (guess whose splut didn't get undone)
979 bases belong to us
978 zigs deployed
932 numerical ingorants (or saboteurs, whatever you prefer )
977 restorations to order
976 Linux Users
975 Microsoft Programmers
974 General Protection faults - Another obvious follow-up
973 BSODs
972 Guru meditations
971 carnivorous gherkins
970 vegetarian cutlets
969 MS lawsuits
968 Department of Justice Investigations
967 bad disco songs
966 Good disco songs? No way:
966 Best of Deep Purple albums
965 lost socks
964 hungry washing machines...
963 holes to fill the Albert Hall
962 Beatles' songs Ringo didn't write (ahh that's sooo mean!)
961 vegemite sandwiches
960 Dragons vomiting!
959 dogs a eating
958 tins of Spam
957 OSHA regulation manuals
956 Fixed gift lists
955 Wasted gigabytes of bandwith
954 Drinks too many
953 Radiohead fanatics
952 regulations broken! (oh so obvious!)
951 rampant oliphants
950 inherent posting splits.
949 Playboy bunnies
948 newsgroup messages downloaded
947 Happy Meals
946 Pieces of Kentucky Fried Jedi
945 Red muppets
944 Homicidal Bards
943 Misunderstood druids.
942 cups of Klatchian coffee
941 caffiene induced migranes.
940 dancing coffee beans
939 computer geeks staying up all night
938 EBG13 fpenzoyrq yvfg vgrzf
937 Flying Elvi
936 PG 13 movies
935 Rated R's
934 Cartoon characters
933 Cartoon Cartoon Fridays(Cartoon Network TM)
931 Gigs of disk space
930 braindead archivists
929 lusers complaining about dying hard drives
928 bacterial strains.
927 false alarms
926 core dumps
925 Federation Ships flying
926 Elvis impersonators
923 Social scientists
922 Stasi agents
921 lemmings
922 political scandals (that seems to be an underestimation)
921 to beam up
920 Deja Vu's
919 PIKACHUS! "Pik Pikachu!" :)
918 boiled potatoes
917 deeds to the Brooklyn bridge
916 deeds to the Eiffel tower.
915 deeds to the Sydney Opera House
913 Alaskan King Crabs
912 AKA's
911 emergency phonecalls
910 Madonna impersonators
909 Rocket Scientists
910 emergency phonecalls
909 rules I thought were unneccesary. Who knew?
908 unruly drunken vikings.
907 busted MS Mice getting smashed with hammers (what I want to do)
907 busted MS Mice getting smashed with hammers (what I want to do)
906 Spetsnaz
905 Zansteps
904 Moya starbursts
903 short rock stars
902 species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving
with a pict
901 Carebears
900 Sticks of Wrigley's Doublemint Gum
899 Phone Sexes (BTW, sorry, Mr. Duncan, I like carebears better. They are
> pure evil) ;-)
889 Nazis
897 Dragons who are dyslexic
896 Implied theorems
895 digits of e
894 barking children
893 talking dogs
892 double-faults by Anna Kournikova (mwahahahaha)
891 bottles of eWhite Out.
890 Harry Potter Sequels
889 times to stab my boss
888 times to miss a chance
887 missed times to chance
886 Game patches
885 Fan Websites *nods to FansforUltima.com*
884 vaporware remake projects (Please! Prove me wrong!)
883 dragons wondering if someone keeps track of these messages
882 (billion?) humans struggling to survive
881 happy contraceptive companies
880 Police Academy movies
879 people that actually saw a Police Academy movie.
878 self inflicted lobotomies.
877 different kinds of anti depressants
876 Enigma machines
875 Turing machines
874 Cricket bats
873 Locust mallets
872 Canadian singer-songwriters
871 bullets and a gun to shoot em out of
870 tools you can rip down a door with at Home Depot
869 ways to mathematically prove the concept of rust
868 candiru in my neighbour's bathtub
867 bus services terminating in the Amazon
866 facilities enabling anonymous gay sex in Blackburn, Lancashire
865 letters to "just post"
864 Zzap 64!s
863 Billy fucking Bass-es nailed through their heads to your toilet.
862 unbirthday cards that play annoying and now-unrecognisable tunes
861 Al Green impersonators, swinging from lampshades
860 vicious little crossfaders
859 Greek Ludo grandmasters, all inspired by the ancient lore of dust
858 boiled hens
857 things you can do instead of going to Milton Keynes
856 times you sodomise someone with a rodent before it starts using its teeth
855 reasons to make love to Kenneth
854 reasons not to make love to Kenneth
853 thousand remaindered copies of "How To Make Love To Kenneth"
852 confusing redundancies in the STL
851 confusing, redundant Atari STs
850 people who remember what an Atari ST was
849 of Ianucci's most-frequently-stolen gags from "On The Hour"
848 people who'll cite them without acknowledgment to you down the pub
847 assorted things you can use to flatten a sixpence
846 w4nk3r d00dZ!!!
845 candyravers' asses, on a big stick
844 cruel jokes at your own expense
843 bottles of cherry soda that expire in two days time
842 disturbingly-modified cuddly toys
841 ghoulish objects stolen from Frank Sinatra's autopsy
840 hateful Christophers
839 subtle hints to indicate deep-seated inner pain and tacitly increase your
"fuckable" status among your angst-ridden peers.
838 self-basting pianos
837 people who don't understand what misery it is to be rich, middle-class,
and white.
836 kings on a throne with their eyes torn out
835 blind men looking for a shadow of doubt
834 rich men sleeping on golden beds
833 skeletons choking on a crust of bread
832 hours of tantric sex with Sting
831 masturbatory fantasies starring Willow
830 outtakes from the "The One Where Ross And Phoebe Get Fucked On K" episode.
829 snide comments from Denis Norden
828 resentful comments from Roy Walker, wondering where to take his career
after "Catchphrase" and contemplating "All Clued Up".
827 linguists to categorise all that peculiar Anglo-Saxon vitriol
826 people who stopped reading a page ago
825 man-powered cassette identification handsets ( www.computing.surrey.ac.uk/personal/ug/cs92jd/handset.bmp
)
824 dream homes
823 heartaches lingering within aforementioned dream homes
822 hairs removed from Richard Thompson's head
821 wrecked trains
820 people who can make you feel like an asshole just by blinking!
819 specimens of disaffected, americanised british youth 818 specimens. ew.
817 things i should have done in the time i've written this crap, according
to my schedule for today.
816 INKEY$s and other assorted obscure old BASIC commands
815 copies of "I Left My Heart In Syntax Error" by Cylob
814 ?s (mysterians and 96 tears not included)
813 sure-fire persuasive arguments to get somebody to swallow
812 sure-fire persuasive arguments to get somebody to skylark
811 fading minds, dead ends waiting, rotten oasises, kisses stolen from lepers'
faces, etc. Will separate, $30 the lot.
810 dragons in awe of Mershie.
808 dragons leaving the seen. (The other 1, B2D, administers oxygen to his
brother from his standard first aid kit.)
807 Plot threads ideas that go down the tubes every time they get posted here
806 times B2D has tried to log onto Weyrmount II without lag and failed. (even
after trying to refresh his internet connection.)
805 '1000 days of Christmas' posts that have included more than one line.
804 posts that have included more than one line _of the countdown_.
803 girlfriends who should have been visiting today
802 germs infecting her
801 screams of torment
800 emails to people rearranging my weekend plans for the fifth time
799 mobile phone text messages thrown back and forth since 2am
798 terrible song lyrics
797 layers of harmony
796 typoes
795 bleeding hearts
794 well-intentioned but ultimately hopeless gestures
793 stories that will never be written
792 changes of dragon name
791 inconsequential rants about whatever's on my mind
790 CDs shining on my desktop
789 easy targets from the top of the clock tower
788 wrongs that shall never be righted
787 doses of ibuprofen
786 Cheeze Stix(tm)
785 kilobytes of uninteresting email
784 world religions in conflict
783 paths to enlightenment
782 bean bags
781 maths problems, also sitting on my desk
780 goats prepared for sacrifice
779 shoppers in Sainsbury's all after a box of cookies
778 boxes of cookies, which spell trouble
777 magic numbers supposed to bring luck
776 gargoyles adorning my desk
775 reinstallations of Windows
774 denial-of-service attacks
773 blockbuster movies with no content
772 jokes about men with long hair, aren't they HILARIOUS?
771 notes per second, watch those fingers fly
770 primitive roots of unity
769 black holes gnawing at the fabric of the universe
768 hypothetical white holes, nowhere near as cool
767 Star Trek spinoffs
766 people who should know better posting in this thread
765 custard creams, to be eaten biscuit-first
764 disrespectful heathens who just mash the blasted things
763 foreshadowings
762 novels that might have been good but will never see the light of day
761 plot spoilers, Jesus Christ, people, have some consideration
760 fires started by crazies
759 quiet ones in the corner; keep an eye on the quiet ones
758 webcomic strips
757 rhesus monkeys building a new biosphere
756 funhouse attractions whose entrance is through a dead elephant
755 egregious lapses in taste
754 students with hangovers
753 flying tongues with glowing red eyes
752 ducks, pigs and ants swallowing one another in reverse size order
751 Guybrush Threepwood jokes
750 dismayed groans that we're only a quarter of the way through this thread
749 testicles lying in a barren field > >748 lucklessly untethered cosmonauts
747 stories that have no end
746 better things I have to do with my time
745 cheap knock-offs of better ideas
744 cognoscenti waiting for the coming darkness
743 minutes to go
742 childhood kisses forgotten and amalgamated into one
741 memories surfacing from the depths
740 ghosts of the past
739 cross-eyed wise men trying to play the same sitar
738 steps further from grace than when I started this
737 obscure facts dredged from the depths of my mind
736 throat-scarring screams
735 email questionnaires revealing too much information
734 Hungry Hippos
733 chunky cheddar churches
732 voices in my head urging me to continue
731 palpitations of the sinuses
730 Zulu warriors
729 jokes that weren't even funny the first time
728 Acacia Avenue
727 minutes after noon I awake
726 wrongs that shall be righted
725 9mm rounds on the belt
724 dollars spent on automatic weaponry
723 hours spent listening to demented screams, unaware which of them are real
722 reasons why I can't live like this any more
721 faces staring out of the pictures on the walls begging to be free
720 ghosts tugging at my arms
719 victims I still remember
718 scars, some visible, some not
717 seconds away from transcendence
716 prophetic dreams from my masters
715 predestined targets who must be erased
714 simple steps to enlightenment
713 twinges of guilt, repressed
712 friends who weren't there at precisely the wrong moment
711 steps down to the bottom of my staircase
710 streetlights burning in the darkness
709 stars gleaming in the sky
708 tears on my cheeks for the last time
707 wreaths
706 aspirations for a brighter future
705 kicks in the teeth
704 rifle reports before my hearing finally gives up
703 flecks of blood on my clothes
702 seconds of intense pursuit
701 choices where to go now, which all collapse to one when the moment comes
700 bone fragments pinwheeling through the air
699 lost destinies
698 highbrow CNN analyses
697 explanations, all of which are wrong
696 flowers by graves, none of which are mine.
695 angels in the night
694 sleeping martyrs
693 secret messages lost in the riddles of madmen
692 snowdrops on a February morn
691 ripples on the surface of life
690 pebbles in the stream
689 atonements for sins
688 bruises of unknown origin
687 mirror shards, broken in a moment of self-pity
686 misunderstandings that will never be cleared up
685 prayers for a brighter future
684 desperate prophets controlling their congregations
683 downward spirals
682 minutes of music in one continuous song
681 words scrawled on the wall
680 hints that aren't subtle enough
679 complaints about obscurity
678 ways to try
677 ways to fail
676 loves to lose
675 lives to live
674 whispers, fragments and images
673 disturbing nightmares and not one of them any use
672 versions of me, each more terrible than the last
671 Linux kernels
670 rose-tinted reminiscences
669 ships belonging to the Palyar Commander's brother-in-law
668 guesses to where this post will end
667 guesses to how it'll end, almost certainly all wrong
666 fuzzy purple mittens made into fingerless gloves. Goodnight!
665 9mm bullets for the overposters who felt the need to stomp on the parade
in their own unique fashions. Bleh. Yeah, that means you. And you. Boo. Hiss.
664 idiots who don't know how to snip.
663 Dragons who forgot the carnal^H^H^Hdinal rule of rgcud: an it harms no
one, do as thou will.
662 Dragons rephrasing that as: whatever is in the interest of a Dragon in
on topic.
661 mathematicians remind people of the existance of negative numbers.
660 spiney burrs plucked from under my fingernails. ;p
659 spineys attacking the Mario Brothers in their various games! :D
658 numeric fingerslips.
657 keyboard locked ups.
656 inverted ROT-13 structures.
655 little black spiders.
654 low grade migraines.
653 low grade weapons
652 little dead black spiders
651 death threats to Wesley Crusher
650 happy people dancing on a grave
649 Network executives looking for an even worse replacement. EVIL!
648 Winter Olympic medals Australia will not win
647 WO events I won't see due to work...
646 WO events you won't regret missing
645 crooked Olympic judges (oops, innocent until proven guilty)
644 Dragons asking "Paulon, are you getting all this?"
643 WO athletes needing medical attention
642 athletes not making it to this years WO! :)
641 Timestamp based corrections.
640 love letters to Richard Simmons.
639 69 interrupted.
638 girls interrupted! :D
637 male Dragons with only one thing on their mind
636 male bashes
635 skaters who fell on their bums so that Australia could win a fluke gold
medal...
634 events where the Americans get beat out of a medal by .03 seconds...
633 boring events that pre-empt important TV shows! :(
632 important TV shows pre-empted by 'boring' events. :P
631 sentence restructure exercise.
630 singers who sound just like Eddie Vedder.
629 Boston songs that sound the same.
628 Boston covers sung by Eddie Vedder wanna bes.
627 cats kicked by Shamino.
626 cats killed with Mr. Danby's f*#*-off hammer.
625 plot threads that have come and gone. :P
624 plot threads that aren't gone yet
623^n more threads yet to be conceived (where "n" is a reawy bwig numbur =}
)
622 days to add to this thread, and closing!! :D
621 more threads and we'll have enough for the Tapestry of Ages.
620 curses to our next-door Nirvana-wannabees who choose to rehearse right
now...
619.curses.at.a.keyboard.with.a.nonfunctional.spacebar...
618 dragons jumping on a bed....
617 broken beds
616 happy furniture salesmen, plus 1 Dragon with a Couch.
615 pints of Guinness
614 people remarking that Guinness does make good furniture polish...
613 beds stained with Guinness (and a tipsy Dragon) (that's not to say that
the beds are stained with the Dragon, but that the other two cans were drunk
by the aforemention Dragon. Oh, never mind)
612 hangovers
611 Jabberwocky websites.
610 members of the I Love Jar-Jar Binks Club
609 rounds set aside for same...
608 (^10) members of the Jar-Jar MUST DIE club.
607 curses at malfunctioning cable.
606 villains saying "Curses! Foiled Again!"
605 mysteriously disappeared socks.
604 mysteriously matching guitars.
603 other villians saying "Curses! Reynolds Wrapped again!"
602 readers wondering how many years Optician wanted to use that line.
601 giggles from Optician. "Finally can use that line!"
600 goggles from Optician so we could see bettter when we fly! :D
599 dragons who need to see opticitians!
598 dragons a-typoing.
597 dragons a-nitpicking.
596 happy Dragons with tummies full of tasty nits!
595 barf-bags that'll be desperately needed after eating so many icky nits,
and 1 mop'n'bucket
594 relieved lice hatching from vomit-covered nits wondering where 595 went...
593 Swiffer Mops.
592 happy Dragons nummily full of nasty tits.
591 old dragons showing up.
590 tiresome reminders to check the whole thread for numbering.
589 confused dragons pulling out their calculators...
588 Dragons who will use any excuse to whip out their programmable LED style
TI-58C models. Tatinger, the king of...er, Texas Instruments, the king of
calculators! :)
587 feelings of Deja Vu
586 more feelings of Deja Vu all over again.
585 Dragons realizing that Deja was taken over by Google. :D
584 Dragons who don't like adverts in their searches switching to Teoma for
websearch who use this thread for advertising. :)
583 sighs of irritation at the inability of people to decrement by 1.
584... 582 just kiddings....
581 kids just dragooning...
580 Dragoons jumping...
579 Dragoons eating macaroons.
578 spears set to recieve the charge (jump)
577 spears wondering what went wrong? :P
576 retroactive adjucations.
575 anal Dragons glad to see they're not the only one
574 anal Dragons pithily quipping "There can be only one" *thuck*
573 bolts of lightning.
572 Dragons shouting "This was supposed to be an aside, not the real thread"
571 hollow voices saying, "Fool."
570 Goooold Riiings! Let's see, now what ws it? 126 rings for the orcins,87
rings for the meek, uh I forget.
569 Small Gods.
568 Medium Sized Gods in middle management, promoting "synergistic working
between deities"
567 Gods of Chaos, all claiming to be the One True Arioch.
566 Chaos Demons getting banished by Imperial Inquisitors.
565 Ultima Dragons not expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
564 World Eaters making the Inquisitors wet their collective power armour.
563 Funky Monks.
562 test posts to RGCUD to see if the new internet connection works. :)
561 Las Vegas souvenir mugs.
560 cheezy Statue Of Liberty eyeglasses.
559 visits to the doctor to cure that OTHER souvenir received from those classy
Vegas ladies ;-)
558 uncureable male Dragons
557 male Dragons with more common sense than that.
556 female Dragons begging to differ that males have common sense :-)
555 male Dragons enjoying watching the women beg.
554 dragons that need to mature.
553 Dragons wondering if B2d got infected.
552 Dragons getting the vaccine just in case.
551 Dragons already cured.
550 players waiting to play UO.
549 never ending posts marked read.
548 Dragons saying it'll end when it gets to 1 (an overwhelming thought)
547 angels dancing on a pin.
546 demons jumping over the big spaces between the atoms.
545 sub-atomic particles fighting with each other.
544 dragons surfing the quantum foam.
543 dragons hanging quantum-ten.
542 more Star Trek episodes to watch.
541 (x 10^6) episodes of Star Trek I've already watched
540 terrible Shatner novels.
539 TJ hooker episodes.
538 Priceline commercials. (though I did like Shatner's The Return book)
537 people wondering why Shatner is persisting...
536 people thinking he did great playing Kirk but not so great writing him.
535 Star Trek nerds seeing Shatner drunk at a convention(no joke, okay, a
little joke, but real)
534 pounds, as in the weight of the first" Cpt. Kirk" I saw at a Star Trek
convention that was taking place at the same hotel as our optical convention.
533 pounds, I am not sure how that may translate into Euros.
532 "controversial" white rappers.
531 non-contronversial environmentally-friendly "brown" paper wrappers.
530 "relaying denied" messages generated because the damn IT guys won't get
off their damn butts and fix the damn IP tables so my new computer can send
a damn E-mail to someone outside the damn university network.
529 sympathetic Dragons over Ram's dilemma.
528 Dragons grumbling about their old monitors being saturated in blue.
527 dragon swearing loudly about the absence of windows in computer labs.
526 Dragons swearing loudly about the presence of Windows in computer labs.
525 Dragons leaping out of windows.
524 posts till the end of this thread
523 Dragons realizing they have wings before they hit the ground (and one
*splat* :)
522 dragons forgetting to read within the thread so other wouldn't have to
mend their mistakes. :)
521 messages left until we reach zero.
520 dancing skeletons.
519 Dragons making a little switch cause of the rule of timestamps.
518 dragons running out of time
517 times running out of Dragon
516 Gooooold rings!
515 of the rings worthless because they contain no magic whatsoever (What?
You were expecting calling birds?)
514 cz rings
513 confused Dragons
512 Dragons not making the tenuous connection between a worthless ring because
it's not magic and a worthless ring because it's got cubic zirconium instead
of diamonds.
511 Dragons who think that last entry was just waaaay too long. ;-)
510 Drgns thnkng ths ntry s jst wy t shrt. P.S. ao ii i e i u aaaa oo o (Insert
as desired.)
509 Dragons not caring about the puzzle just given.
508 Dragons waiting for UJ5 to commence.
507 Dragons thwapping B2 onna head.
506 Brazilians dancing happily.
505 soccer fans inciting riots, thus causing pain not only to themselves but
also to the above mentioned 507 dragons. :P
504 meteorites converging on B2D's location.
503
502 homing devices attached to each splut and meteorite
501 Not Implemented
500 of both the Meteorites and the
Note that 4 meteorites and 3 spluts still hit B2D. 499 cheers for entering
the bottom half of the list!!
498 happy Vegemites.
497 happier Australians.
496 disgusted Rest-Of-The-World-ians.
495 Vegepygmies...
494 drragons imitating vercingetorix.
493 imitating the Christopher Labmert version of Vercingetorix.
492 conquering Caesars...
491 dragons drinking jynnan-t'nyx
490 Dragons who can't believe no one else noticed that B2D already did 499.
489 Dragons who checked the timestamps and said to hell with it cause they
got tired of constantly fixing double-splits.
488 dragons wondering what became of the 'Great Siberian Cousins' thread?
487 Dragons who are totally shocked that Helgraf didn't go back and fix the
time stamp problem.
486 Dragons who likely think B2D panicks too quickly over the life of plot
threads.
485 Paulons doing Helgraf's job and fixing the booboo nobody else has commented
on. ;-)
484 evil hedgehogs.
483 Dragons wondering where that 492 came from
482 Dragons with really good newsfeeds which catches stuff others miss.
481 sonic booms
480 kinds of snowflakes
479 Roman buffs pointing out who defeated Vercingetorix.
478 brides of Frankenstein.
477 clones of me watching multiplication of pi over cos(x^pi)
476 eyebrows raised, wondering if that pi is going to end up with an e on
the end of it
475 Cossacks
474 grumpy old cleaners disposing of the mess.
473 Cosby clones stumbling around with their legs crossed looking for their
scrotal sacks, muttering "why oh why did those mean Dragons throw our family
jewels at one another? Oh look! Jello!"
472 people chuckling as the Revoker undoes the Splutting for unoriginality.
471 earplugs are unable to stop the Resonator.
470 Hobnobs nobbing.
469 nobhobs hobbing.
468 frogs waiting to be kissed.
467 times Miss Piggy went out with Yoda instead.
466 Battle Droids that he defeated
465 pottles of Yoghurt. (10 points to anyone who spots the connection.)
464 space balls waiting to be rescued.
463 seconds spent trying to find the connection (and failing).
462 talons around Jar Jar's neck squeezing the life out of him. (How Christmasy!)
461 floating hippocampi.
460 brains missing their hypothalamic regions.
459 mad cows a mooing.
458 anal dragons being bugged that this thing's suddenly going *backwards*!
457 cute white little kittens with blue eyes and pink ribbons sitting in a
basket.
456 hippos camping.
455 glitches in the matrix.
454 dodgers meeting an artificial intelligence.
453 artificial intelligences dodging bullets.
452 machine-gun wielding maniacs spraying bullets in every direction, "Muahahahaha!"
451 times the Guardian wished for more than just a Firedoom staff.
450 times we had to hear his maniacal laugh.
449 pairs of socks.
448 Avatars going the wrong way, my friend.
447 iolos shooting avatars in their backs.
446 dissatisfied customers of Iolo's Bows.
445 satisfied customers at the baths.
444 Gem merchants.
443 browsers sucking.
442 a new coffee maker (alternatively also suitable for making tea)
441 flavors of coffee now available at Starbucks. :)
440 books left to place on shelves.
439 running tracks.
438 action figures.
437 Bored Paulons a archiving.
436 happy Helgrafs not having to do the reordering themselves...
435 Claus' stunned due to paulon's hoarding.
434 Re-editions, compilations, live albums of Deep Purple
433 smokes on the water
432 fires in the sky
431 minor nitpicks about one line per post..
430 dragons picking the nit out of nitpickers.
429 now louse-free dragons.
428 uses for taped ducks.
427 chocolate eggs queuing behind my door.
426 tasks waiting to be done.
425 middle fingers erected.
Now now ...
424 wooden rulers thwacked thereupon.
423 dragons wondering "What happened to 423 and 422?"
422 bunnies fixing this error for Helgraf. :)
421 bloodied timbers of wood.
420 webs a-thwipping.
419 browsers ruining ones work.
418 dollars needed to upgrade a 6gig to an 120gig (IIRC :) )
417 pragmatists with a new target...
416 people who saw the incarnation of Godputer in the latest PC Gamer.
415 people who can actually afford said Godputer.
414 people who merely want a cute nice P1-133 with as much RAM as can be crammed
into it.
413 people who wish their primary monitor didn't get a blue layer occasionally.
412 people spending the time from 9am to 11am sitting in front of their laptops
without working displays.
411 goooold TFTs.
410 silverplated mice...
409 matches for "Educational" Computer Gaming
408 blank stares.
407 unspoken okays...
406 un-edited replies...
405 chants of "Now for something completely different!"
404 Pages not found!
403 Forbidden
402 unhappy web stalkers foiled again!
401 K...
400 mmmhkays which are to be destroyed.
399 Spaniards chanting: "!Todos su base ser perteneer nosotros!"
98 pickles ala frommage
397 letters in the alphabet
396 days in a year on one of our solar systems nine planets, IIRC.
395 bottles of beer on the wall...
Take them all down and drink them in one round,
394 *BURPS* resound!
392 disguised old men.
391 pages in the next Harry Potter book?
390 flagellants looking at the mountain.
389 mountains coming to Mohammed.
388 supplicants getting sick after kissing the black stone of Mecca.
387 cheap fakirs.
386 fake cheapos.
385 false hoods.
384 real cheapskates.
383 real cheap cheesecakes.
382 cheesy feet.
381 cheesy mustaches
380 Updated Websites.
379 boot-inna-heads.
101111010 binary numbers
377 boot recors.
376 three-seventy-sixes.
376 a-tired dragons.
374 bad Elvis movies.
373 ac-130s strafing villages.
372 short range lasers on a reaaly fast mech
371 earth sieges.
370 dungeon sieges
369 Chinese restaurants. (for Bay Area people who knows about it ;-))
368 unique Jupiters piloted by Erin Johnston
367 times three pies hitting one target at the same time.
366 complaints by Ashi and corvid in this thread alone.
365 bad calender days.
364 reiterations of a repair service declared defunct.
363 hells reserved for spammers.
362 spammers
361
360 bottles of invisible ink
359 files not found.
358 employees of ibm.
357 bad accounting practice
356 golden parachutes deploying
355 vampires sitting in a tree kis-sing.
354 Anne Rice books about vampires (of which I have read none)
353 burglurs burgling.
352 Expert Treasure Hunters
351 novice card setters.
350 ibm employees sitting in planes back to atlanta.
349 card sharks
348 land sharks ("Candygram!")
347 bananas.
346 Kleenex tissues wasted on my nose yesterday.
345 machaca burros for only $2.64 each.
344 cough drops
343 aching sides.
342 reinstallations of Windows
341 aching backsides from sitting at computer stations too long.
340 free touchdowns for Catalina
339 goats
338 ill dragons
337 red dragons (yummmm!)
336 gooooold dragons.
335 'show me your riffs' T-shirts.
334 killed rock stars.
333 boys discovering riot grrl music for basically the first time
332 babes in toyland on L7.
331 hearthrobs
330 swearwords my boss uttered today after some bloke parked in his space.
329 iron-pyrite lizards with cardboard wings strapped to their backs >(cheap
knockoffs :)
328 Frilled lizards
327 exorcisms signed in triplicate.
326 cats named Schroedinger
325 US & UN fighter/bombers sending messages to So damn Insane. :D
324 dragons breathing on terrorist scumbags.
323 europeans being severely disgusted by all of that.
322dragons thinking you might think differently had it happened there.
321 Dragons watch the thread collapse into a flame war.
320 "Why did I type the former 2 replies to this thread?" asked by yours truly,
Bubbac II,
319 apologies.
318 Splutwars
317 strawberry cream pies thrown in accommodation
316 pleasant thoughts ...
315 dragons agreeing on the different point of view, but asking for understanding
of opposing opinions.
319 (314) dragons wondering about number sequences.
313 dragons copying typos.
312 burned toasts.
311 happy cockroaches eating toast crumbs under the toaster.
310 shocked roaches shouting "RAID!" before being zapped by same insect spray.
:)
309 dead roaches under the toaster to clean up
308 maids saying "I don't do roach detail." :D
307 sycophants wondering why roaches would be something wanted for Xmas.
306 goooooold days!
305 days until x-mas.
304 golems searching for the one ring that rules them all.
303 mad scientists trying to create golems.
302, the area code for Delaware. :) (No secret there folks. :P)
301 Rabbis snickering at the scientists.
300 mad Golems trying to create hummis.
299 golems killed upon completing Hexen 2, some of them as a result of cheating
- playing using GOD mode, some of them not, give or take a few.
298 golems killed in Diablo when one too many are summoned.
297 times Iolo shot Avatar in the back.
296 avatars being resurrected in paws.
295 possible streets that could be on.
294 different civilisation maps.
T - 293 replies, and counting, until the end of this thread.
292 cat toys, food stuff, and vet visits. :P
291 kitty kibbles spill-overs. :-)
290 birds eaten by cats (at leas mine is approaching that limit)
289 times Amy meowed for attention whilst I tried to sleep. :P
288 Things trying to infect me.
287 cats attacking me in Divine Divinity even though I'm certain I didn't
start the feud.
286 people singing "We didn't start the fire! It was always buring since the
worlds been turning..."
285 people thank B2D for letting the song stick in their heads for the whole
day.
284 things I should have mentioned here, but have completely forgotten about.
Or is it my lack of imagination?
281 dragons illegally talking about Fight Club.
281 dragon balls being gathered by Goku and friends.
280 warm apple pies.
279 bullseyes.
278 warm cow's eyeballs.
277 eye sockets not plugged in.
276 charcoaled fingers stuck into an electric socket.
275 bad children crying "I got rocks".
274 puns from Bubbac 2 Dragon, beginning with his deceased mother 'Amy Thest'
(back story forthcoming).
273 dragons in the UDIC.
272 manly men in tights.
271 girly men in tights.
270 dolphins dancing around in tights.
269 dragons watching "Robinhood: Men in Tights"
268 former action movie actors with ball problems....
267 people saying: "All your 'Spaceballs' are belong to us!"
266 Spaceballs playing the _REAL VERSION_ of UIX
265 furious furry balls with claws and teeth.
264 + 100 unbirthdays celebrated by the Mad Hatter & the March Hare every
year!
263 * 11 tribbles half a day later.
262 Dragons who want to watch a tribble/gremlin/critter war.
261 attackers at Bubbac's Den.
260 warm blankets, socks, scarfs, gloves, oranges, glasses of hot tea plus
freshly pressed lemon juice (or alternatively:hot milk plus honey), nasal
sprays and all that other stuff that is supposed to keeps flus away in autumn
and that might help your friends with recognizing your voice on the phone.
259 professional liars.
258 professional Wrestlers
257 XP Professionals.
256 people irritated at Activation.
255 people saying "What activation?"
254 people saying *nudge* *nudge* "say no more" *wink* *wink*.
253 people saying 'Fine then, forget that someone typed a 264 response already!'
252 people saying "grin grin"
251 little green men.
(with) 250 little feet
249 Ambulance chasing lawyers looking for a missing foot.
248 lawyer chasing dogs looking for a meal. >:-)
247 friendly comets heading towards the Earth.
246 clones of Bruce Willis attacking them
245 Hollywood executives rubbing their hands in glee.
244 movie aficionados groaning in horror and disgust.
243 L33T d00dz dowloading it from the 'net so they don't have to go out in
public to see it.
242 Piracy Police arresting said L33T d00dz. :D
241 drunk drivers having problems counting down from ... 250
240 Drunk drivers drifting off to dreamland while draped in drip-dry dresses.
239 tailspins resulting in spinal injuries.
238 topsy, turvy, tipsy tea totalers tap dancing together in taffeta, tweed,
top hats in Tacoma, Washington.
237 topsy, turvy, tipsy tea totalers tap dancing together in taffeta, tweed,
top hats in Tromsoe, Norway.
236 topsy turvy, tipsy tea totalers tap dancing together in taffeta, tweed,
top hats hacked to death in San Jose, California.
235 dragons chasing the 2 surviving topsy, turvy, tipsy tea totalers tap dancing
together in taffeta, tweed, top hats around the world
234 dragons wondering why B2D started that topsy, turvy, tipsy, tap dancing
,tea totaler crap in the first place? ^_^
233 dragons celebrating the wonderful silliness of RGCUD
232 comedians slapped in slapstick comedies.
231 MiBs working in the untracable poison program in preparation for Operation
Cleverly-Named Operation
230 transvestite werewolves.
229 of them Americans in London?
228 tourists in London.
227 Spice Girls fans left in the world.
226 Boomerangs in Australia. :)
225 aborigines cursing that they didn't invent the Frisbee instead.
224 Tasmanian Devils looking for Bugs Bunny. :D
223 roads leading FROM Albuquerque.
222 of them leading to Amber.
221 of them leading to Pandathaway.
220 of Walter Slovotsky's sayings.
219 'tootsie-rolls' Amy left behind last night. (TMI, I know, but... :D)
218 (isn't that someone's apartment number?) City, County, State, and Federal
ordinances requiring such things be properly disposed of in appropriate containers.
217 Containers filled to the rim with Brim. And Yes 227 was the address of
someone and the name of said someone on a t.v. show of the same number! :D
216 little red roosters.
215 bad ideas
214 Pibburs (seemed like a natural follow-up)
213 dragons singing: "Oh! The wonderful thing about Pibburs, is that Pibburs
are wonderful things...." (many apologies to both A.A. Milne & Disney)
212 Transvestite Jackie Chan Impersonators
211 dragons & lurkers not posting to this thread!! Yikes!
210 places I have looked for myself and not found me.
209 Dragons wondering just how large that beer belly has gotten.
208 colors of the scales on the Dragon who posted the preceding line.
207 teeth from one dragons mouth.
206 false teeth made to replace them
205 pies heading in my direction for posting many replies in one post.
204 shields being raised around me to deflect them
203 pies hitting their mark
202 dragons that fired said pies
201 spells cast by the rest of the Cast to clean me off. :P
200 dragons thinking this is perhaps the only way to be finished before christmas
199 rings of a very large traeki
198 people thinking 215-210 is NOT the answer.
197 people thinking that it was the one of many ways to speed this bad thread
along, Lumina!
196 people who know that making multiple posts to this thread in one day renders
them null and void.
195 enforces of "The lur!" who lamentably note we didn't strike the big post
chains in the past. However, with 60+ days, as long as we get 3 posts per
day we'll make it on time, so the need to multipost by one person is unneccesary.
194 Members of the CAST who disagree with that finding!
193 devils with pitchforks dancing around the bubbling cauldron.
192 Lizardos wiring batteries to their tongues.
191 Dragons who note that we have 3 replies today and we had more than 3 replies
yesterday and so on...
190 dragons hopefully wondering what a traeki is.
189 dragons noticing why we backslid 5 notches.
188 Sulus saying "Mr. Scott says he went on a Star Traeki to the restroom"
"187 Mr. Scotts saying 'We be outta 'Scott bathroom tissues, Capn'!'"
186 Percent For Nothing, yes?
185 children reading books, scared of The Nothing.
184 (black?, one-eyed?) cats.
183 Dragons wondering why they are not counted as one of the seven sooner
races (or even if they should be).
182 Dragons wondering why the Sooners are racing. Maybe Lost knows.
181 neverending stories...
180 (failed) attempts at uplifting dragons.
179 comedians with hernias after attempting same.
178 sandmanzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
177 sleepy Neil Gaiman fans
176 sandwiches
175 native Australian birds my cat couldn't catch.
174 Australians wishing he/she would start on the rabbits?
173 cats telling you to be vewwy, vewwy, quiet.
172 worried tweety birds.
171, 171, 171 something, 171, 171 ,..., 171 attempts at finding something
useful to add to this thread
170 boots for the cat.
169 votes that "Midnight's Flight (1)" becomes our official Dragon/UDIC Cat
passing song.
168 Dragons wondering what BubbaDragon has against the number 188.
167 appeals made by Ashikaga to the supreme court that people keep forgetting
his posts.
166 lawyers objecting
165 programmers orienting
164 lawyers STRENUOUSLY objecting.
163 lawyers replacing rats in medical experiments
162 PETA wankers cheering the torture of lawyers
161 lawyers sitting up to their necks in concrete.
160 former research rats wondering why there are lawyers with their heads
stuck in the concrete...
159 Java Beans.
158 missing millimeters of concrete
157 concrete lawyers joining the fishes
156 fishes leaving the area
166 fishes out of water listening to Yes music.
154 frogs trippin' with the fishes sayin' "oh yea.." while groovin' to some
Yes music
153 frogs chanting "Bud" "Wise" "Er".
152 jealous chameleons leaving Budwiser to work for Geico as geckos.
151 air guitar contestants.
150 American Idle Contestants :)
149 presidents
148 stained dresses worn by fat interns
147 more Monica Lewinski jokes.
146 packages refused by addressee.
145 term papers to write.
155 term papers eaten by the dog.
143 various, but acceptable excuses for not delivering term papers
142 addressees refused by package.
141 peaceful Kzinti
140 packages that refused to be sent.
139 returned kitties from Abu Dhabi
138 Popeyes saying: "Abu Hassan't got it any more."
137 cans of spinach (I'm soooo predictable)
136 women named Olive Oyl.
135 secret identities
134 times Bill Bixby said "You won't like me when I'm mad!"
133 embarassing situations
132 imaginary video surveillance cameras nearby
131 Big Brothers (the 1984 version)
130 Paranoid delusions
129 Gooooollldd psychcoses.
128 reasons to kill Mike Myers. (J/K) :D
127 sequels to Halloween
126 people out of 6 billion waiting for Austin Power's Halloween
125 Excellencies
124 times billg wants you to reactivate Office XP!
123 squares of 12
122 yummy marshmallow rice crispy squares!
121 waves of demented avengers
120 = 7.5 ^2 ^_^
119 weeks until I graduate college. ARRGH!!
118 aeons until I can afford to finish college. AARRRRGGHH!!!!
117 Light-years before I want to try college again. :P
116 pedants explaining patiently that light-years are a measurement of distance,
not time.
115 Dragons sighing a breath of relief at not having to point this out.
114 virgins chained to a rock.
113 guys pissed in their pants.
112 whales named Cetus ready to devour entry 135.
111 male virgin geeks happily anticipating being eaten by a whale, since no
females will ever volunteer for the job. Get it - Job?
110 Pies being hurled by the same amount of dragons towards Polychromic for
that terrible joke/pun
109 people laughing as Poly's insurmountable unsplutability repels the pies
in every direction.
108 posts left to go!
107 different attacks on Polychromic for the joke he uttered previously. :P
106 ways that frustrated joke envy is expressed.
105 little red roosters.
104 little red wagons.
103 little red underwears.
102 little naked vigirn girls. (Forgotten? or just by-passed out of spite?)
101 creepy crawlies.
100 horrified mothers shouting "don't put that in your mouth!"
99 bottles of beer on the wall..... (Boy I just couldn't wait for this number!)
98 bottles of Pepsi on the wall...
97 Fear Factor contestants just did the opposite.
96 dragons wondering why B2's typist had to fix the oversight that the other's
missed? Or is this a silly question to ask?
95 more posts to this thread to go until we finish this frelling thing! :D
94 singing potatoes.
93 singed nose hairs!
92 nosy neighbors.
91 slime molds that climbed up my sinuses to reproduce.
90 contact lenses.
89 beautiful members of the opposite sex to play full contact sports with.
88 cups of slippery vegetable oil needed
87 dragons thinking that you dont need vegetable oil if you do your job right
:-)
86 vats of Jello.
85 Dragons watching it wiggle.
84 wiggling dragons.
83 earthworm gummy on sticks.
82 earthworms wriggling on hooks.
81 rockfish wriggling on wriggling earthworms on hooks. :D
80 Knights resting inside a dragon's belly.
79 Knight helms rusting in a dragon's trash.
78 books about how to take 101 level courses in 101 days.
77 students playing Ultima instead of reading said books.
76 Christmas cookies
75 hot turkey wings a'eating...Lalalalala...
74 PokeMon. Well. You figure the rest out :D
73 evil video tapes.
72 Kanji characters left to learn for monday (exam's coming).
71 Corrections to the numbering dating from August. *groans*