Participants in order of appearance are Dalboz, Illuminate, Tofu, Boa, Selece, Helgraf, Amurath, Claus, Paulon, Samurai, Abyssal, Pariah, k. n., Lumina, Musashi, Aewyn, Kegel, Aquamarine, Ibn al-Hazardous, Great Siberian, Dragon's, Linards Ticmaris, Silverscale, Submersible, Thirith, Silver Pagan, Corvid, Quisa Zaderak, Supernova, Darien, Bubbac 2, Optician, Samurai, Witty, Shaithis, Thalamus, Mythril, Kadmos, and Green Leafy.
This thread of warnings was started on the 3rd of January 2001, but seemed to have died as of the 17th of August 2001.
Then it came back again, and is still running as of the 29th of November 2002. Some things don't die unless you stake them through the heart...
...sneeze in the shower while holding the soap. It can have disastrous results.
... post "Teach me to hack an GMX Account" in alt.hacking, or your a** will be flamed to crisp.
... wear radioactive underpants.
...give your family access to your computer.
...confuse shampoo with Nair.
...contribute to a never list.
...listen to Helgraf. ;)
...sleep with evil Gypsies.
...make up too many rules for a thread.
...pay attention to Boa...
...let Claus steal the Holy Shrug.
... install Windows9x on a computer.
...install windows in a computer (the motherboard might fall out).
... try to use your keys instead of a knife.
... stare into the barrel of a Kill-O-Zap pistol.
... zip your pants up too quickly.
...attempt to bathe a cat.
...put jam on a magnet. :)
...never have rock cake. I hear it's very hard.
...bolt a door with a boiled carrot.
...attempt to slam a revolving door.
...drop small objects, for they will hide.
...give Iolo a firedoom staff.
...give Iolo anything that shoots.
...let Iolo use a juggernaut hammer.
...give your only juggernaut hammer to a generic automaton (one went off-screen to kill evil Gwani and returned sans hammer for some odd reason, after which I killed it for throwing my stuff away).
...allow your party members round out of sight when they are carrying magic axes.
...give your party throwing weapons, PERIOD.
...give Iolo anything even remotely dangerous.
...eat food off someones table, while Iolo is around.
...move any container with iolo being around.
...move Iolo into a container.
.... try to outdrink Dupre.
...try to drink Dupre.
... carry on one subject to far.
... heed sensible advice.
...meddle in the afairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
...try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
...use mIRC. It wastes your time and annoys your computer :p
... be NOT suspicious of anybody/ anything, anytime, anywhere !
...let the skeletons in the Skara Brae live; they have magic axes.
...resist an urge to hit Alt+F4 in multiplayer Diablo when your health drops below 10% :)
... resist an urge to hit Iolo in U7 when your health drops below 10% because of his fighting.
...resist to hit Iolo in U7 no matter what you health is!
... trust that "inner voice". No conscience for the Avatar!
...go to the Black Gate without all the Prisms. I did that, had to Kal Lor out to get it. The story really felt sucky when the big red was going to enter when I left the hall, and still hadn't arrived when I came back several days later after getting the tetrahedron prism :)
...accuse the wrong person, Claus :p
... post to this thread without including a warning!
...make the same mistake twice!
...let your enemies know your plans.
... forget to leave a warning in this thread.
...try to throw pies at Claus. Drool instead :)
...have sex with a cucumber.
...underestimate the power of the Big Holy Shrug.
...worry about the owner of the big holy shrug.
...believe that Claus is the owner.
... be afraid of the Revoker.
...believe too much of the things people tell you.
...believe _anything_ that people tell you.
...try to drive your car without having gas in the tank.
...forget: Who Is The Boss Of You.'
...use love and sex in the same sentence (i.e. I love you, let's have sex) ;)
...bring a hungry rabbit into your house when if you're having something vegetarian for dinner.
..try to sprint across an empty field with your eyes shut.
... try to sprint across a MINE field with your eyes shut.
...try to sprint across a mine field with your eyes OPEN, either.
...try to sprint across a mind field PERIOD! :)
... try to sprint PERIOD! (Gosh I've gotten so lazy...)
... try.
... post to the Never... thread between 4:20 am and 7:20 am.
... inhale through your nostrils so hard that your upper lip adheres to your nose.
...blow your nose so hard that your eardrums pop out.
...blow your nose up with dynamite.
...sneeze while looking at the ceiling.
...sneeze after taking a large dose of Ex-Lax.
...wonder how many of these rules come from experience.
...sneeze while driving past an elementary school.
...try anything you've seen here at home.
...climb onto the slippery kitchen sink.
...pee against the wind.
...try out the dynamite recipes in the Anarchist Cookbook.
...press "Enter" and hope that something will happen.
...tell Lumina to use an Emulator ;)
... underestimate the power of purple.
... underpurplite the estim of atepower.
... push the Big Red Button.
...tell the girl you're just interested in sex.
...tell the girl you're *not* just interested in sex.
...tell the girl you want something beside sex.
...underestimate the influence of the illuminati.
...bring an elephant into the bathroom.
...Force an elephant to leave the bathroom.
...get into an elephat's way during mating season.
...marry a railroad man.
...sit with a camel.
...smoke a Camel.
...lick a camel.
...make camel jokes where Piis is able to hear them.
...make a camel voodoo doll.
...smoke camel.
...smoke camel dung!!!!
...smoke dung at all!
...smoke.
... post the same Warning twice...
...never write anything before you read what is already written.
...include "never" in the warning since that is the subject!
...try to buy a six-pack with $5 in unrolled pennies.
....underestimate the power of repetition.
...never underestimate the power of double negatives. (Yes, that was deliberate)
....ask a llama for a smoke.
...eat green leaves with pink spots.
...eat.
...marry pink and yellow when dressing up (unless you're Elton John).
...exaggerate so much that other people notice. >: )
...inhale the pungent scent of overripe used kitty litter.
...exaggerate.
...stay bored.
...try to intimidate a fellow mudder by trying to kill his character.
...try to intimidate a fellow mudder by slowly licking him all over.
...take your girlfriend with you when you are meeting fellow mudders...
...take fellow mudders with you when you are meeting your girlfriend.
...take fellow mudders anywhere.
...take your girlfriend anywhere.
...take your boyfriend to your room if there's your pc in it - it won't be yours any longer...... ;-)
...take your boyfriend to your room if there's your pc in it - it won't be yours any longer...... ;-)
...get so confused that you send the same message twice
...Hijack another person's ng persona without more forewarning.
...forget that again due to the confusion created...
...get confused.
...get.
... say never.
...again, Mr Bond. ;)
... say never again. [ObRef]
...interfere with Blofeld's pussy.
...view the URLs in posts stating "free pussy".
...take.
...bring.
...use your brain. You might be punished...
...punish.
... open that door.
...start reading a book at 2 am.
...start kneading a cook at 2am.
... open that door at 2 am.
...try to use your brain at 2 am.
... post to the Never... thread at 2 am.
... leave your clock stuck at 2 am.
...say hello to 2 am(ericans) at 2 am.
...never get up at 2 am.
...level up in the MUD at 2 am (you should be sleeping :-P).
...play MUD at all.
... play in the mud.
... never never never never. (For those who think this thread could do with some literary allusions.)
... order "Thief Gold" shortly before an exam, especially if it'll arrive three days before the written.
...leave a frying pan top in the active microwave...
...try anything in the Never list to see what happens.
... assume that that they aren't really out to get you.
... leave the key stuck inside when you leave the room and slam the door - the key might turn around...
... show your minimalistic tendencies by posting a less-than-two-words-message to the "Never"-thread... (you could be considered as lazy ! >:-)
...post, then :-)
... make an effort to not be lazy. You might be seen as industrious.
...spend the first three beautiful, gorgeous days of your vacation ripping out the nasty carpet in your dining room and kitchen, then replacing it with tile, ending up getting finished just in time for the first snow of spring to keep you indoors for the rest of the vacation...
...
...start a game of Civilization at 10 o'clock in the evening: you'll be hooked for the night...
...start a civilization at 10 o'clock in the evening; you'll be hooked for the rest of the century.
...start a civilization at 10 o'clock on chieftain level, you will not be hooked at all.
...start a civilisation whilst throwing up one's nuts, when one could simply pop round the corner and give them a message.
... start being civilized.
... Bubble during your Oscar acceptance speech...
...forget that the Illuminate is watching.
... forget that Lumina is your lord and master.
Master baiter, king of fishermen...
...forget the rules of this thread.
...regret, and thus add a second mistake to your first one.
... be such blasted nitpickers about such trivialities. (There are much better things to nitpick.)
...dont be a nitpick.
...start.
...fall back to old patterns.
... spring forward an hour.
...move out of Arizona, where we give Daylight Savings Time the finger.
...whine the day after springing forward an hour.
... turn purple without eating your left foot third.
... pick your nose while someone is watching.
...copy other peoples patterns when making modules.
...take the food tray out of the microwave with your bare hands...
...start discussing something else without proper warnings! (both of you)
... stop discussing.
...follow what you preach...
...post somwhere in the middle of this thread, thus making it hard for me to keep track with the posts.
... let that get in the way of posting wherever you feel you should.
...get an addiction to junk food.
... answer a post in this thread without a clear idea what your 'never' followup will be.
... forget your newly-buyed bread on the chair that you usually sit on...
...forget to buy food if you want to have dinner (yesterday, two minutes before the supermarket closed).
...start quarrels about nothing with a person you love - its not worth all the trouble afterwards.
...wonder if these last three threads all happened recently involving the two people who posted them.
... never be as curious as me *grins*
... forget that the three points already stand for the word "never" in the "never"-thread.
...put your bare hands on a tray in the microwave :-P
...spoil the moment of another hundred warnings.
... wonder if the story is over.
... give up the NET for this thread. I want it back!
... never never use a triple negative.
... remind Lumina that we're still waiting for Prophecy to continue ;)
... go there, Helgraf.
... sow what ye would not reap.
...take the trip to the vending machine.
... post private E-Mails in Newsgroups *g*
...wonder about people showing up here.
... wonder about prejudiced people.
...wonder at all.
... eat Wonder bread.
...wonder why the time passes so quickly when you build Wonders in Age Of Empires.
... forget the birthday of your girlfriend *doh*
... bother with birthdays at all. will save you lots of time.
...kick small animals in front of your girlfriend.
...kick your girlfriend in front of small animals.
...push your girlfriend in front of charging rhinoceroses.
... push charging rhinoceroses in front of your girlfriend.
...push rhinoceroses in front of your charging girlfriend.
...push charging rhinoceroses with your girlfriend.
... charge your girlfriend for a rhinoceros.
...change the header on this thread so that it escapes the clutches of my killfile...
... killfile.
...assume that just because you want to play with your cat, she also wants to play with you...
... assume that just because you want to play with your girlfriend, she also wants to play with you...
...assume that just because you want to play Nethack, it also wants to play with you...
... assume that just because you want to play with matches, they want to play with you.
...assume that your mud char is strong enough for every quest.
...be unattentive when clicking too fast within you MS Explorer- you could move files to places where your Browser might not find them any more.
...change your browser profile by mistake.
...be happy about having outwitted the system - it will strike back !
...be happy about "everything working all right again" after a reinstallation - something will always turn out to cause trouble after all !
...wonder about the lacking memory of your browser, concerning especially the subscription (?) of your one and only favourite ng.
...wonder why your browser resists your efforts to change preferences.
...give up too early.
...wonder about your browser suddenly regaining his memory again without any visible reason - The system is alive !!!
...lose your self-discipline and your feeling for how fast time passes completely - you might spend a bit _too_ much time with your computer and the ng, while several chapters of Business Economics are waiting to be revised by you...
...forget even only a single hanky when washing black clothes !
... end the Never Ending Thread, for it shall return and feast upon your soul.
...let school or work get in the way of rgcud...
...LET A = 5.
... underestimate the power of cake.
... launch ICBMs at people you don't know.
... stop reading most of rgcud for weeks and then try to catch up...
...dito.
...Me Too.
..try to catch up.
... stop reading RGCUD.
... start a never thread again :P
...catch fish with your bare hands.
...Catch fish with 'Telekinesis.
... try out a spell that you haven't researched yet.
... engage in a spellduel with me onWeyr, B2.
... forget that we did it for the entertainment value, Lumina.
... engage.
...forget to do _that_ when posting to this thread...
...let this thread dissapear :(
... let the Major Plot Threads stop.
... turn purple on Tuesdays of doom.
... turn undead friends when they try to help you. (WHEW)
...ask a stupid question or you may get a stupid answer.
...let the mayor into your bed.
... Musashi or Mershie sleep in your bed.
... get so bored that one decides to archive the 'Never...' thread.
...spend an hour trying to figure out where on Paulon's "Other Codex" site he has the plot threads archived, because it's on SOME OTHER FRICKEN SERVER.
...never forget to update sites regularly.
...forget to put the =) when gently ridiculing someone, especially when you already found the link anyway, and now feel guilty about typing in all caps.
...forget to buy a CD drive cleaner after a year of use. (My CD drive started to act up last month, but a friend allowed me to borrow > his CD drive cleaner for a little while. :) )
... uninstall a game that you have gotten far in because of the above mentioned CD drive problem. :P
...pull your cat by a tail (I just did that and now I feel really bad)...
...invite the cat to go places where you know the cat will stay and be inconvenient.
... inconvenience a cat.
...put on a short skirt when you're going to the Disneyland.
...read a post headed Never....
...TYPE IN CAPS.
...type exclusively in lower case without punctuation
...eat too many apples... Gaaaaw, my stomach is bursting!
...try to follow Moa's links at work... the company-installed filter software may bust you. =(
... lose sight of the fact that this is a 'Never' thread and _NOT_ a 'discussion' thread per se.
...duck the wrong pies.
... try a sneak attack on the King of Spluts, grasshopper.
...forget what happened once to the King of France, :)
...mistake an oriental dragon for Louis XVI.
...mis-orient a Louis XVI for a taken Dragon.
... orient a dragon named 'Louis'.
... *SPLUT* Hai-Etlik in Weyrmount II.
... ridicule an emotionally challenged dragon.
I try to ... *SPLUT* anyone when Submersible is in Weyrmount II.
...forget whether you had sex in human or Dragon form.
... forget whether you had sex.
...drink so much that you don't know whether you had sex. ; )
...forget what it's like to have sex in Dragon form.
...forget how to have sex...
... post about your sex life to the NG.
...forget to *sleep*.
...be unable to sleep because you've got a really bad ear infection that makes lying down painful. And everything else painful, for that matter.
...have hemhorroid surgery and a marathon scheduled for the same day.
...let your mother clean up your wardrobe, because then you won't find anything.
...let your mother clean up your wardrobe, because then -she- might find something.
..., ..., ... do _any_ of the dangerous stunts you see on various T.V. program, and read about here, at home!
... announce that you may bring "THE CAST" back to life and forget to do so. :P
...get so depressed and poor that you jump up and announce, "Hey kids! Let's put on a show!"
...try to use MSOffice to typeset something if you don't have a printer attached to that computer. Fuckers.
...use Microsoft products unless absolutely necessary.
...put in so much time at work you get behind on website archiving to the tune of 80 posts to be stored.
... forget to archive _any_ of B2D's better attempts at plot threads. Although GOOGLE may have them all in its archives. :P
...let your cat climb onto your shoulders.
... forget to feed your cat. :)
... ask your cat, if it is on your shoulder, "Kitty want a cracker?" :D
... bother a cat so much that it *rakes* you. (OUCH!)
... 'meow' like a cat in public, unless you are trying to get people to smile. :) (Yes, I do that on many occasions.)
... climb onto your cat's shoulders.
... climb onto shoulders.
...get your cat on your lap whilst wearing shorts.
...get a very affectionate kneading cat on your lap while wearing thin pajama pants. Ouch.
... let a cat knead your knees.
... let a panther knead any of you.
... need a panther to knead you.
... say ... again. ... say ... again. :)
...get kneed in the pills.
...take pills that don't belong to you.
...take pills unless your in severe pain.
... confuse your with you're.
...use bad grammar when you can help it.
...take pain unless you have pills.
... get older and start suffering from all those nasty signs of age.
... forget that memory loss is the second sign of senility.
...stop playing.
... Attack me with the same satellite *SPLUT* Canon twice, Illuminate.
...stop the play.
... get into a situation where you may hve set yourself up for a joke. :)
... get ticked off at your fellow dragons for not replying to your earlier posts to this thread.
... play a kensai (Sword Saint) in BGII if you've no real intention of continuing with it.
...Take off every 'Smiley'.
...let warning-less "never" thread posts go unsplutted.
...let your friends drag you to see "Tomb Raider".
...forget that Tombraider is still better than U9.
... forget that there are plot threads that need to be continued.
... get a game that you feel completely hopeless in.
... spend all your $$$ eating out.
... never allow yourself to be conned into a *SPLUT* War.
... expect to get replies to any and all of your posts in RGCUD.
...post more than one advisory per post to the never thread.
...use the words, "Maximum Verbosity" in real life.
... try to create your own spells and forget the exact number of each set of projectiles in said spells! :)
...wallow too long in self-pity.
... expect pity from your fellow dragons. (JK)
...expect pity from any kind of dragon, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
...Deal With A Dragon.
... Deal a Meal! :)
...Argue with a Radiohead fanatic.
...Argue with a superior mage/dragon! (IE: Lumina)
... forget to pay obeisance when that day comes.
...forget Humility.
... turn purple on an off Tuesday.
... forget to post an association!!!
... be inflexible people, OK?
... forget that Lumina and Bubbac II often spar with each other for the entertainment value.
... forget to leave a warning!
.... forget the '... forget to leave a warning' warning at the top of your reply, Corvid!
... incur The Wrath Of Ken!
... give yourself a Title so open to such pranks.
... underestimate the power of old movie cliches!
...Agree with B2D.
... forget that Lumina is superior to B2D, in most respects.
...Beep bad at R2D2.
...wrap sticky tape around your knee.
...Mention that, in this day of Star Wars and R2D2, some Catholic kids refer to Pope John Paul II, as J2P2.
...Obey the never thread.
...forget to put the '...' at the front of each warning line as it makes it much easier on the poor archivist.
... tick off the mob.
... be so crazy as to archive THIS monstrosity.
...forget to try to read the archived Never thread at http://www.paulon.f2s.com/TaleTelling/Never.htm
...forget to upload the last months worth of 'Nevers'.
...wear a mini-skirt unless you have great legs.
...wear a mini-leg unless you have great skirts.
...post a twist on the previous message, :)
...disobey Illuminate Dragon
... typo my name by adding Il and te at the ends.
... forget that there is a major plot thread that needs your intervention to move it along, Dracos. :)
...get too impatient with someone who's got fulltime University studies, had major computer troubles, and been sick, all about the same time.
...use a match to look in your gas tank?
...get too much into square soft games, Lumina.
...leave cartons of concentrated fruit juice on the floor at midnight.
...leave.
...wear high-heeled shoes on a shopping trip.
...wear high-heeled shoes on an acid trip.
...eat too many acid drops in one session.
... eat too many acid drops while wearing high-heels while shopping during your 'Shopper's Anonymous' Session. :D
...get soap powder inside a sticking plaster covering the spot where you scraped off your skin earlier that day. OUCH!!!!!
...forget your thumb between two tables that you are just about to push next to each other... *ouch*
... forget to get your fingers out of the way of _any_ slamming door.. *double Yee-owch!*
...blow your nose so hard that it takes a load off your mind...
...Stub your toe and get a concussion...
... drop a sledgehammer on your toe.
...Never allow such a good thread go to waste! :D
...Drink shampoo out of the bathroom tap.
... think that the Radiant One has left you when he merely had ISP troubles.
... Call a librarian a M......
.....Repeat things that have already been said on this Thread.
...visit "strange links" from this newsgroup.
... eat "strange links" from this newsgroup.! :D
...Put ketchup in your ice-cream.
....die.
... loombaki creo plomo ieah, ah ah.
... fail to put a never association in the never thread!
... say never (or is that one too primitive/obvious)
... underestimate the power of the Schwartz!
...be cruel to an arab.
...expect the Spanish inquisition!
... forget to leave a 'Never' warning Optician!
... underestimate the power of Lumina in the Weyrmount.
... leave a repeat offender unpunished.
... mention 'pun'ishment around Bubbac II.
... hang a man twice for the same crime.
...think you know the people whom you work for!
... stop yourself from asking for more information. <hint hint>
...miss a chance to pick up a hint dropped. :)
...forget to put a 'never' in when posting on the never thread!
... forget that there is at least one young dragon here that loves to pun!
...Never forget that I like only 2/3 of a pun - just the P U part!
....Fail to grin in such circumstances!
...try to find a parking space in a Chinese neighbourhood on the Chinese New Year's Eve...
... try to team up with a fellow dragon in the hopes of a plot thread being created. :'(
... quote the dull SF characters...
... tell your betters what they can and can not do.
... forget that B2D had planned for just such an occasion and your perfected *LUCENT BEAM* is reflected back at you!!
....fail to remember what all of the Dragons can do!
... forget that Bubbac rarely comes at all now,and or is probably dead already, but...
....look only one way at a time.
... inquire too deeply about Draconic cross-relations.
...fail to listen to advice.
... forget about certain plot threads(1) and other type of threads(2) gang! :)
...post so many posts that many people are swamped, and cannot even read the ones they did before!
... pester me about projects I'm getting to!!!
... send a twistable or pun-able to this newsgroup unless you are certain that neither Musashi, Submersible, or B2D will have at them.
... restart a thread which is lacking some of the main participants.
...regurgitate a prize lenticular cloud in the origami ball.
... assume someone is not there, just because she doesn't post much. : )
... try to start something that you can't finish. (Who said that?)
... post to this thread without an obligatory 'never' disclaimer.
... spend so much time involved in Legacy that things like archiving Never threads slip behind repeatedly.
... forget that this thread is still available. :)
... do more than one line of these if you can help it in one posting.
... try to pun around Lumina for he doesn't like them (particularly if they are from me.(Bubbac)).
...touch things which have warnings on them saying "Hot. Don't touch"
...try to swim to the Lurker.
...wear light colored pants when you know that you're about to get your period.
...wear new hard shoes on a shopping trip.
...drink a full bottle of tequila on an empty stomach (I don't feel so good right now). (Dalboz)
...drink tequila from magnums. They don't use just worms in those bottles.
... taste test cooking rigatoni without rinsing it with cokd water first. human skin melts.
...ask my Dad for explanation on anything unless you're dying for an hour-long lecture. (GSD)
... polymorph in a crowd of humans, unless it is necessary.
... polymorph into a crowd of humans, unless it's entertaining.
... let your guard down when viruses are involved.
... try to act more mature than you are. You may just believe that you are that when the actual time comes and be completely wrong.
... stop being who you are. For once that is lost, it may/may not be regained.
... tell me that I've added to many 'Never's to this single post.
... let your apartment get so dirty that you'd need outside help just to get it clean enough for an inspection. :P
... forget your pen or your passport.
... forget to upload an updated never thread archive for 9 months.
... forget that Yahoo! holds the only access to Paulon's site. (On my computer at least. :D)
...marry a railroad man.
... marry a merry man.
... marry a married merry man.
... marry Mary's merry married man.
... reply to your own reply simply to keep a thread going.
... try to undermine one's honour.
...believe that you can sleep 5 hours a day and still try to fullfill the tasks you set up for yourself.
...forget to look at Google for the last post in the thread. *grins at Claus*
...mark read the most recent post in a thread you're archiving. *looks innocent*
...reply to a never thread without having looked for lost parts of it further down ... 0: /
... kick some-one when they are down. :P
...kick someone when they're up either.
...kick a kicking person called "kick".
...kick a bucket.
...try to spend a quiet weekend, as it tends to get boring *very* soon.
...never say "no thanks" to an offer how to spend that weekend alternatively but then call your girlfriend x-times a day ! ; )
...never be late.
... use never in the never thread as never is presumed by the ellipsis (...)
... be done too soon.
... start any plot threads that you'd think would be good, for they will probably bomb within the first week or so.
... leave paying your tuition untill the last possible moment.
...think using linux will solve all your problems (suse fails to recognize my lan-card *sniff*).
...bite into previously untasted foods.
... bite off more than you can chew. (Been there. Done that. Hated it. :P )
... bite the big one.
... try to save money whilst at a fair, it is nearly futile. :P
... move to your own place in the middle of a heatwave.
...go away and not expect someone to make changes while you're gone.
...become trapped in a horrible place because you think the grass will be greener there.
...take a big, big gulp of grapefruit juice.
... Drink too much Mr. Misty slushie drink at once.
...tempt fate.
...wait for your girlfriend to return home with your car while cooking dinner.
... wait until the last minute to clean your apartment!!
...let someone else clean your room with a rubbish bag.
urinate into a fan blowing your way...
... type something either here or in Weyrmount 2 that either Submersible or B2D may twist or pun. :)
... whiz on an electric fence. (Ren & Stimpy reference)
... forget that
may be revoked by the Revoker at any time too. ;) ... gonna get it. ... gonna get it. ..gonna get it. ... gonna get it. ... gonna get it. ... gonna get it. ... get it.
Even when asked by another dragon , other than the originator, to do so when starting your own plot threads in 2000: ... expect them to be archived.
... start a plot thread in this newsgroup, for it is seldom finished. (Mine especially. :( )
... expect new Ultima limericks to be in the newly updated Dragon Press either. :P
... expect others to continue the 'Never' thread when you are continuing it yourself single-handedly. :P
... expect to be taken seriously. (Especially by this bunch of losers! :D)
...send MS Word documents as email attachments.
... send anything that is MS. WORD!!
...never copy and paste screenshots into any MS product and expect the file to be less than one mb or two.
... Ask for an opinion about something not finished unless you are ready to take the heat. :P
... Say Never Again. Never Say Never Again. A wonderful 007 movie.
... go to war against a Void Mage. Try to join forces instead! :)
...work four weeks work hours of time in two and a half weeks.
... try to play a new game too quickly, 'cause you may lose interest in it before it finishes installing. :P
... wait too long to thoroughly check your C: drive for errors for it may cause problems in the future.
... step on a cat's tail, for s/he may bite/claw/rake you like crazy.
...tail a cats step.
... cat a step tail. >_
... let your guard down in this newsgroup. (raises & casts Shields & protective spells and prepares offensive spells).
... let this thread die under any circumstances. :P
... question the authority of Lumina and or Helgraf , as both Bubbacs found out/ are finding out.
... undermine the barrier that B1 & B2's typist places between his emotions and you guys, otherwise drastic measures may be taken by one of the Bubbacs. (See 'Well, Ultima calls me back')
... let the Cast finally reassemble (well some of it), for it may wreak vengeance against thee.
... forget about the 'ANAOD2: Prophecy' plot thread, when Lumina is able to use the news server again. :)
... pester me about that. I still intend to get back to it. I jsut need to review the archival and try and remember what that good idea I had was.
... post to a thread where a single person is responsible for 50%+ of the week's posts in that thread.
... forget to post to said thread so said single person is made to be responsible for 50%+ of the week's posts in said thread!!
... let this thread die for any reason.
... force something to live past its time.
... forget to clean out your cat's litterbox. (PU!)
... eat cole slaw that has been out of the refrigerator for 3 hours. :P
... eat cole slaw that your cat has used as a litterbox.
... bring that up again! :D
... play chicken with a Jalthi.
... play chicken with a Kilrathi.
...forget your hoe when a Kilrathi lands in you back yard.
... fly a Kilrathi ship without learning how to speak and read Kilrathi.
... forget another dragon that should've been in the other reply to this thread. :P
...forget that other Dragons have matters besides archive maintenance in their lives, which can make a mess of good intentions.
