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A parody of the poem 'Jabberwocky' by Lewis Carrol.
Blame Paulon Dragon (that's me) for this one.

 

'Twas crashy, and the vendors were
All bought out of their regs.
The campers sat on the spawns,
And the morons spammed by the bank.

"Beware the Laggerwock, my son!
The foes that follow, the delays which slay ya!
Beware the kewlio dewd, and shun
The verminous PKer!"

He installed a fast modem,
And next to the phone exchange he moved.
Logged he in by the Britain bank,
And was amazed to be so fast and smooth.

Out of town and into the wood,
Seeking those foes of shame,
All around, still, others stood,
As the Laggerwock came.

Charging foes cried 'Rox yr 4R53',
The speeding modem went 'beep beep beep',
He danced around the slowed down crowd,
And layed them down to sleep.

The GM appeared in his magic robe,
"You have slain my friends so l33+!
Banned you are, 'cause to beat the Lag,
You can only have been a cheat..."

'Twas crashy, and the vendors were
All bought out of their regs.
The campers sat on the spawns,
And the morons spammed by the bank.

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